Give up?

Answer: you must provide more accurate credit card information to buy a bag of bat shit online than to contribute to Mark Udall.

Make up a name? Your home is a park bench? In Gaza? No problem, give until your "Mom's" card or allah says otherwise.

The Rocky has the story. Best line - "Trujillo responded by noting that Udall's Web site requires donors to confirm they are not breaking any federal law." And click if you're over 18 to enter hotmilfs.com.

God, we're gonna miss Tara. No shit.