Shot at Love III with Barbara Boxer

Ala Tila Tequila, Sen. Barbara Boxer needs to choose a date from a select group of liberal senatorial candidates (we made the cut!) and she needs your help. The winner joins Babs on a love junket to Hedonism II in Jamaica (if that visual doesn't make you throw up in your mouth a bit than you have no mouth).

Now do your duty, go here and vote for Mark Warner: http://www.boxersloveshot.com

UPDATE: No Shot at Love w/ Barbara Boxer

The battle for Barbara Boxer's love is over and our guy Mark missed out on the final rose, an honor bestowed instead upon Texas candidate Rick Noriega (30%).

- At 24%, the first runner-up is self-professed porn author Al Franken (we like porn and sir, that is crappy porn). Should Noriega be unable to perform....

- Our guy Mark comes in third (9%) and pays $4.40 (shoulda gone to the whip)
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The only thing better than Boxer wasting her efforts on a candidate with no chance of losing (we pulled for Warner, up by 30+ points) is Boxer wasting her efforts on one with no hope of winning (Noriega down by 17 pts and going nowhere). Job well done.

Enjoy the love junket Rick. Can you say tanned, waxed & ready? (Apologies to Nixon and those who spit up again.)